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40: Sorry, He Hates You

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.283K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Ladies…is he only fucking you through the hole of his boxers? Do you only get called over at 3 AM after he’s drank 20 beers? You may be entitled to financial compensation. This week Sofia gets DEEP in her bag of honesty for both girls AND guys. Listen, we’ve all been the girl who has overplayed our role in a guy's life, only for him to view you as just a personal sex doll. Joined by producer Alex, Sofia breaks down ALL of the signs that you NEED to watch out for so you can see past your rose colored glasses and realize that…he’s just not into you, just by the way he fucks you. But don’t worry, you’re about to learn A BUNCH of tricks so you can flip that shit right back on him. You thought you were a “savage” before? Just wait. Next, Sofia taps into the hellish world that is dating apps. Men, you will learn EXACTLY why you’re struggling to find a match, and why no one is responding to your messages…PSA: LEAVE FISH PHOTOS IN THE CAMERA ROLL. Even though it’s a hot girl summer, Sloot University is ALWAYS in session - and you’re gonna be glad you attended these classes. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com Talk Space: http://www.talkspace.com/ promo code SOFIA for $100 off To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:37.4

I did not do it. Guys, I didn't do it. I was supposed to go to a healing ceremony to try

0:44.7

Iowa Oscar this past weekend, and I didn't go through with it, and I sent my good friend instead.

0:50.7

I needed a guinea pig to try it out before I put myself through that shit. Let me just say,

0:56.9

shit works like a charm. I'm back on the waiting list. I will probably ship off to do it in a

1:03.6

month or so. Stay tuned for that, and welcome to Sophia with an F everybody. I thought to myself,

1:12.7

what can I do to heal myself in the meantime that does not include intense drugs,

1:19.3

and it was really hard for me to come up with anything, but I did not dream for the past week,

1:27.7

zero alcohol, and it feels pretty fucking great.

1:32.1

Yeah, I also was going to take off a week from drinking, but that lasted about four hours,

1:37.6

and I happened to ruin all my relationships, and now my guy won't call me back.

1:41.8

So, I remember those days. It's been like two days. We've got my producer, Alex here. Hello, Alex.

1:51.8

Hello, Sophia. How are you? I'm amazing. How are you? Good. I'm like honestly shocked that I even

1:58.8

made it a week. I've just been drinking a lot of sparkling water, which by the way, Alex,

2:05.6

and I need you to please indulge me. This is a fucking debate that has been going on forever,

2:12.8

and no one has my back on this. Sparkling water is not equivalent to regular water,

2:20.4

and I don't mean in the taste or in the carbonation texture in your mouth, okay?

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