#40: Prostitutti Frutti (Miss X)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 9 January 2012

⏱️ 220 minutes

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Summary

An upscale prostitute came to the Skeptic Tank to share with us about her job. It was one of the most interesting conversations I've had in a very long time. She was open and honest and very friendly. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did.

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0:00.0	She keeps a moist chandel in a pretty cabinet
0:07.5	Never make it, she says
0:09.7	Just like Marie Antoinette
0:11.6	A building, a remedy, a bruise job, an inner deal
0:16.1	And it's our limitation you can't take away
0:20.9	And carry on with cigarettes
0:23.3	We'll burst in any kind of straw
0:25.8	And everything now, she's a kid, I
0:28.5	This is R.E. Shapiro's
0:32.5	Skeleton Tank for the week of Monday, January 9th, 2012
0:37.5	You guys, I am really, really excited about this week's episode
0:41.5	Seriously, I have been looking for months for an upscale prostitute to talk to
0:46.5	I decided to go with an upscale prostitute and not a street walker
0:49.5	Because street walkers are just going to be harder to control
0:53.5	And that was a problem I had here too
0:55.5	I found someone at first who was willing to talk to me
0:59.5	But I could just tell, she wasn't going to be honest
1:02.5	She was trying to make herself seem more interesting than she was
1:04.5	You could just sort of see through it
1:06.5	And all of her paint, she was trying to downplay
1:08.5	And I was like, you know what, I want someone to share all of it
1:11.5	I need someone to share the whole experience
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