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40 FOR 40: The 2025 Pop-Tarts Bowl

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

  • WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
  • Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
  • Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
  • This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
  • Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
  • Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
  • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
  • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
  • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
  • Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome

0:13.0

Welcome

0:15.3

to the Pop-Tarts Bowl

0:19.0

Ow!

0:22.6

Wolves of Pop-Tarts.

0:24.2

Are those, are the Pop-Tarts the wolves or are the wolves hunting the pop-tarm?

0:27.8

The wolves defend the Pop-Tarts until the time when they are ready to be murdered.

0:32.3

Brian, you know how they say inside of you there are two wolves?

0:34.6

That's why there's two Pop-Tarts in every sleeve.

0:36.6

To feed the wolves, gotcha.

0:38.3

You even going to hand one to your wolf. This is the ghastly secret of the Pop-Tarts bowl is that we're not going to lower the others into the toaster. That one's lucky. The other ones are going to be devoured by wolves.

0:50.3

Ripped apart live in front of children. They're going to keep smiling.

0:54.3

It's okay.

0:54.9

We want this.

0:55.9

Just imagine one of those plush mascots and they're tugging on it here.

1:01.9

It's got so many tendons.

1:04.0

Oh my God.

1:05.1

Thank you.

1:05.8

Blazer-clad, like orange blazer-clad bullwraps running running around like just chasing each individual wolf

1:11.7

fredris put it down spit that out spin that out right now this is what i hoped what happened

1:16.7

thank you oh the clermis that's chocolate you can't have that the announcer being like red and tooth

1:23.3

and claw nature takes another bite from its endless bounty oh Oh, is Sean McDonnell? This is wonderful.

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