Welcome to the shutdown full cast. Oh, you have wandered into the right bar because we

are discussing the five most important things in the history of humanity today on this

here college football podcast, the internet's only college football podcast. We're discussing

the following five goals, which I will say in rapid fashion so that you can get the

full impact of what we're going to talk about. We have the bokeh, we got the frisco, we got

the gas barilla, this gentleman over here had a Bahamas and this lady had an Idaho.

If you were to bring these five words to somebody who didn't follow college football at all and say,

these belong in a group, like what possible group could it like variance of animal flu?

Petty crimes and empty calories. Alternate names for Normandy beaches. Oh yeah, okay.

Operation gas barilla. Yeah, operation, we don't talk about operation gas barilla.

A lot of good kids died in Operation Gas Barilla. Did you say kids? Kids might still be dying.

I was going to say no, not the good ones. Mediocre ones, right? Like, you know, the kind that

when they died in high school, you went, well, that figures. Jesus Christ. Wow. This is it. You

know, I was concerned that you wouldn't follow up places where it's cool to drive drunk with anything

remotely comparable, but as always, you were full of surprises. As I was saying, the bokeh

of retombol is going to be first. This is our 40 for 40. We're doing it a little bit different

this year. It's like eight for 40, but with 40 parts that are in groups of five, the math works out.

Okay. Imagine that we're a Mississippi state quarterback being asked to pass way too much,

and now the eight for 40 makes sense. That's eight for 40. And hopefully we'll have one score.

And we're going to have our co-hennage memorial bull podcast series. We're going to have

welcome to the Joe Bowser and podcast. And I've already committed a serious turnover already.

Welcome. Ryan Nanny is joining us from Brooklyn. Holly Anderson is here. We are discussing

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