40 for 40 Bowl Previews Pt 2: Taco Bell Breakfast, The Antidote to Despair

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4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Holly, Jason, and Spencer dive into the second installment of our annual 40 for 40 bowl previews, including such important questions as: "Will anyone show up to play for Hawaii?" "Is Dave Doeren an actual person, and is he good at his job?" "Has Jason solved the human question of how to combat existential despair with the Breakfast Crunchwrap?" "Can we manifest Mack Brown covered in mayonnaise, and if so how much mayonnaise we talkin' here?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm so goddamn pissed off.
0:03.0	The only thing that's gonna get me through the night is thinking about Taco Bell breakfast.
0:07.0	That's the only thing that's gonna get me through the depths of my sorrow.
0:11.0	Because it doesn't have any goddamn mayonnaise in it.
0:13.0	Oh, a bit of fucking mayonnaise.
0:15.0	And it only has that weird orange cream. I don't know what it is.
0:20.0	No one does.
0:21.0	I can't just put a joy at sliding down my gullet because Bill Snyder catches me seeing this.
0:25.0	He's gonna think it was his idea and I've lost that man enough.
0:28.0	I'm grateful, Lil Wisden.
0:32.0	Bill Snyder just writes in sweet notes to him about losing to South Carolina and getting covered in mayo.
0:37.0	In purple ink, he's like, dear Mac, I'm gonna wake it one in the morning, game planning for nothing.
0:43.0	And you know what I'm doing when I'm awake at one in the morning?
0:46.0	At Taco Bell.
0:47.0	That's what can't Bill Snyder alive.
0:50.0	I write this for my booth at fourth meal.
0:55.0	It was a humble abode and it had I am a king.
0:58.0	The man who took on the hardest job in Division I.
1:01.0	How did he turn it around?
1:03.0	Boom.
1:04.0	The only meal he ate all day long, Bill Snyder would crush the Taco Bell on the way home.
1:11.0	He'd eat four meals of Taco Bell while playing with my son for 30 minutes before going back to work.
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