Weird things happen in the backyard and what's so weird.

It's so weird.

Wow.

Hey, guys.

What's up?

Hey.

What's going on?

So today is a very exciting episode. This is our first official guest

outside of my cunning wife and my brother and my sister, one of which is Nick's husband,

by the way. We're never going to let that. That would be my brother. Jeremy, Jeremy, I love you.

Yeah. I love you, babe. Love you, dog.

So today I have actually been holding out for my friend Mark, the incredibly talented and gifted modern mystic sage.

Some know him is Mystic Mark.

He is the host of my family thinks I'm crazy.

It is an incredibly deep, profoundly esoteric deep dive. I know I just said deep twice. Just take me out back and shoot me, you know, whatever you want to do. But anyway, very happy to have my friend Mark here. He is the professional booker for tinfoil hat, which is how we met. And then ever since then, we've just hit it off and have become personal friends. And Mark, how you

doing, buddy? Dude, it's a pleasure. You've been talking about this for a while. I almost thought

you're just pulling my leg a year ago because it seemed like, you know, you're like, yeah, we're going to have

you on eventually. And the more I kept tuning back in, the more I'm like, wow, they're really

getting this show together. Yeah. To be honest, I love the dynamic with, you know, just you guys.

I don't think the show needs guests. So I'm honored to be the first guest. And,

and yeah, dude, you've been a great friend to me. And you've told me some things that have

definitely made me think twice about, uh, about, you know, the UIFology community in general.

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