These days, it's nice to know what you're getting.

Like the same, hmm.

When you took into our tasty breakfast, the same, yes!

When your kids stay and eat breakfast for free, the same, woo!

Knowing there are over 800 hotels and the same, ah!

Every time you sink into one of our super comfy beds,

enjoy the same feeling whatever the trip.

Premier in, rest easy,

only available to book at premierin.com.

The season sees a ply up to two kids stay and eat breakfast free with a full-paying adult.

This is the way I heard it.

Not so long ago, on a famous soundstage, at a famous studio,

in a town famous for being famous,

Wally and Chip stood behind the big Mahogany doors and waited for their queue.

Wally was nervous, but Chip seemed immune to the pressure.

He didn't care about the 8 million people waiting for them on the other side,

or the 5 multi-millionaires who could change Wally's life with the stroke of a pen.

Two minutes Wally, they're almost ready for you.

The floor manager looked and sounded like every other floor manager Wally had ever seen.

A clipboard, a headset, a pencil behind an ear, an automatic grin.

Thanks son, said Wally.

We'll just cool our jets right here until you say the word.

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