Hey everybody it's Lisa Lampinelli the Queen of Maine and you know what I got my own

podcast yeah does everyone have one pretty much but mine's different because I'm

gonna help you like I help myself.

Get stuffed with Lisa Lampinelli every week is going to teach you how to have the fabulous

life that I have.

If you don't listen, you're just stupid and don't want to help yourself, so don't even

listen. I don't even want you to, but if you do, if you disobey my orders and listen, you can go

to Farrell Audio.com or download it from iTunes. But again, don don't listen I don't even care I'm going to do. I did everyone should know that I did that well looking at straight me.

Like you know when your dog takes a shit on the carpet and looks at you like an aggressive

shit.

Yeah, you just took an aggressive shit on the carpet in front of you.

Hey, I'm Georgia.

You're the best worst burst.

That's Ali.

This is Ali.

Georgia likes to announce slumber party, like a vaudevillian with bipolar disorder.

How else do you start a podcast?

You say, you tenderly do like, hey, what's up?

You're listening to the? The slumber party.

You just go get those headphones right off.

Okay, so normally we tell each other one thing we learn this week is how we start the podcast off and then we ask the guest

what they learn, but this is a solo episode this time around.

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