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🗓️ 24 April 2019
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Deduction! Elementary! Egads It's a special themed episode with some characters that resemble those from Arthur Conan Doyle's epic books but are definitely way younger and cooler! We get to see two moths on a first date, meet the great 90's Hip Hop group that wasn't meant to be, and sit through the most awkward 5 minutes of stand up ever performed! Grab dem magnifying glasses and play your violin cause it's #WiddleWednesday! Check out tickets for our upcoming live shows at www.headgum.com/live
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0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
0:30.0 | No shit all Sherlock I'm Adolf Refei. I'm JPC and I'm Aaron Keith. No, you're not you're both liars. You know how I always say no shit all Sherlock and you guys usually say like add all you suck a million |
0:47.5 | index you suck. I don't think you're saying that to yourself and your head buds. I think at every second of every day. I'm also pretty sure I'm not just blatantly homophobic on the show. I feel like that's not my not my big |
1:00.8 | I don't quite whatever. It's a recorded podcast. We can go back and listen. |
1:06.1 | GPC's wearing a shirt that has an arrow upwards and says bag of dicks. But today it holds true. The moniker holds true. No shit all Sherlock. So today's episode |
1:16.1 | you're the liar. Huh? If every other day it's a lie but today it's true then we're not the liars. You're the liar. What's happening? |
1:29.1 | Oh yes, I'll be right back. I feel bad. No, where did he go? He disappeared. He went away. |
1:36.2 | Oh, husband. Oh, husband is here. Uh, unplug. Oh, why does it have a plug? I run on batteries. You know batteries. |
1:44.9 | Yes, give me a second chance. I've been upgraded. I've been upgraded here. Aaron. I got you a presence. This is a little baby robot for you. |
1:55.7 | Oh, smells. |
1:58.5 | Why is it a little robot shit? It's called a cryborg. I don't like it. Oh, that cryborg. I suppose about what did I get? |
2:05.8 | I got you little debbies, but I wrote in marker little debbies. |
2:11.1 | That's actually pretty thoughtful. Plusbott. It's pretty thoughtful. But I thought it was very on brand for you, JPC little debbies. Little debbies is thoughtful, but you wrote dab on the food, which I can't eat now. I get just marker. |
2:23.9 | I'll also then I guess we're at the stalemate. No, it's fine. These are stale. No, it's fine. |
2:29.2 | Plusbott, can we talk to Adel again? He had a good idea. I don't know. He's pretty upset. I know he was going to do something with Sherlock. |
2:35.6 | I just asked, would you rather shit on me or shit on Adel? Because I can go and he can come, but just let me know who you want to shit on. |
2:42.3 | This feels like a self-fulfilling prophecy right out of the gate. We were like, hi, I'm Adel. I'm JPC and Aaron and you were like, you shit on me. |
2:50.8 | Just just a you know, plusbott. We were we're on your side from the get go friend. Yeah, we're always your friend. Well, best friends. That's so that's a much just stretch. |
3:00.3 | You lose the point. I can't stretch. I have no ligaments. Are you sure you're not at all? |
3:06.8 | Okay, plusbott. What was Adel's idea? Yes, plusbott. We want to actually want to ask you if you wouldn't mind. |
3:13.4 | If we apologize, would you go and tell Adel and see if he can accept our apology? Yes, Adel's idea was that it's no shit. |
3:19.8 | Oh, Sherlock. In this time, it was literal where you are solving all Sherlock home cases. Oh cool. I'm glad that's the literal direction that we were and not |
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