4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Nigel and Producer Matt come to you today from a studio in Miami Beach and they have lots of stories from their adventures including Nigel’s most tragic rejection, hanging out in a cabana and Producer Matt speaks about his gambling addiction.
0:00 - Nigel’s biggest rejection to date for the most absurd reason you’ve ever heard. Guaranteed.
7:00 - Staying at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach and Producer Matt feels guilty for feeling rough on the day of recording.
17:52 - Why strangers like speaking to Producer Matt and being hit on at the pool.
27:30 - Nigel finds out some juicy gossip about himself and his ex wife and his recent date tried to unlock his phone while he was sleeping.
42:18 - Producer Matt opens up about his gambling addiction and Nigel reveals how he in his own way isn’t supporting gambling companies.
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0:41.3 | this tour has been a lot and I met this person not we're not gonna review where |
0:47.1 | she lives you know personal information we don't do that on this part she knows |
0:50.7 | who she is she's not gonna's not going to listen to this. |
0:54.6 | So I met this woman on tour and then I was like, okay, and I had a few days off in a certain |
1:01.0 | city so I said, okay, let me go back to this city to see you. |
1:03.5 | You know, I usually don't add extra flights and change my tour schedule for people. |
1:09.2 | You were putting in the legwork. |
1:10.5 | Yeah, I was putting the effort in. |
1:12.0 | So we hung out, you know, again. |
1:14.9 | It was all good when we hung out. |
1:16.5 | And then my next time I get a break is in Hawaii, but that's too far. |
1:21.0 | But then the next break I have is like in New York. |
1:23.1 | So I have a few days there, right? |
1:24.0 | So we're planning with, she was telling me, yeah, I'll come to New York, we come to New York. Initially, she was saying that. But a few days ago, I talked to her on the phone. |
1:31.6 | And then she was like, yeah, I'm kind of having doubts about New York. I don't know, I don't know if I want |
1:36.3 | to go. And I was like, why? And then she said, because New York is very expensive, and I'd rather use that money to pay down my mortgage. |
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