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improv4humans with Matt Besser

40.5 Seth Morris, Adam Pally, Gil Ozeri

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2012

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Bonus Cut: Aggressive Petting - Are you ready for some hard strong love for pets today? This week’s bonus episode of improv4humans has guests Adam Pally, Seth Morris, and Gil Ozeri discuss if cats are a feminine pet and search for a pet of their own that they can show some aggressive love to.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The bonus episode with Seth Morris, Adam Polly and Gillesery.

0:06.0

Welcome to Improv for Humans bonus episode!

0:11.0

That's right, I got a really funny, violent scene today on the bonus episode. Enjoy!

0:19.0

Here is your one word suggestion from Twitter.

0:31.0

Let's jump into the Twitter line!

0:35.0

Guys, we have so much inspiration today, I don't know where to start.

0:41.0

I probably should start putting on my glasses.

0:45.0

Anna DeSinger, a disinger, says Ghosts Brody Limkeysus Ferret and Brad Mills says hyperbole.

1:04.0

I had a friend that had a ferret when I was in high school. He had ferrets and as a pet.

1:12.0

And he was really disturbing because the big thing that he would show me, he would check this out.

1:18.0

And then he'd whip the ferret, throw it against the couch.

1:22.0

Oh, because like a ferret?

1:24.0

Yeah, he was, but the ferret would like, you know, they don't have a spine or anything,

1:30.0

so they would just kind of like land and flop down and then scurry.

1:34.0

Oh, then he'd pick up and throw it again.

1:36.0

I kind of version of that same thing.

1:40.0

When I was in Chicago in my 20s, there was this nice girl, Lollie, at the annoyance theater.

1:48.0

And I had a lot of friends over the I.O. that didn't know all the annoyance people, including our crazy friend Rick Roman.

1:56.0

And Rick Roman told, I don't know, he said something like, she's cute or whatever.

2:03.0

And I was like, well, bring her over to your guy's house.

2:06.0

He lived with Adam McKay and Pat McCartney.

2:09.0

And I'll bring him over to meet him.

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