4. Will's theory about Aliens
The Two Pints Podcast!
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🗓️ 3 June 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Those of you who have listened to all our podcasts so far (all 3 of them) will know that Will's had some interesting theories about a few things, but most bonkers is his take on alien life forms and what exactly an alien is.
Ralf decided to get a guest to come and have two pints this week to interrogate Will's mind further, the results are epic.
Lewis Dartnell is an Astrobiologist specialising in life on Mars, check him out at www.lewisdartnell,com. This is a meeting on minds... one amazing one, and Will's.
As ever it's key we point out (or our lawyers will kill us) that our podcast has zero connection to the BBC show we were both in and is not a BBC Production.
(This episode was recorded in Late April 2020)
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| 0:00.0 | It's almost like aliens are coming here and teaching us out to do stuff like I said. |
| 0:06.3 | So, Will, that was what I thought of your theory. |
| 0:08.9 | Yeah, brilliant, thanks Lewis. |
| 0:11.6 | Tell me again. |
| 0:12.4 | The pyramids were created by the aliens. Yeah, brilliant. Thanks, Lewis. Tell me again. |
| 0:13.0 | The other pyramids were created by the aliens. |
| 0:15.0 | Why is this not the biggest thing that's being talked about in the world? |
| 0:19.0 | I've just witnessed Telekinesis. |
| 0:21.0 | He got his own rocket. He's built his own rocket. Yeah, his space |
| 0:24.6 | X. Yeah. Where was Gabon? I'd love to look out the, you know, my hotel window at the |
| 0:29.8 | Earth strolling beneath me in orbit. You know, try some zero gravity sex. Do this |
| 0:34.0 | whole thing you can't do on Earth. Oh imagine the cleanup. |
| 0:38.0 | It's in the eye! Little balls floating around. Ugh! So if you're a kite lover, don't go to fucking Mars, it's pointless. You're right? All right? |
| 0:56.6 | All right, cheers. |
| 0:58.0 | Cheers, Paul, you're right. |
| 0:59.2 | What's that? |
| 1:00.2 | What's that? Where's your beer? |
| 1:04.0 | I haven't got any beer in, it's locked, I've not been shopping. |
| 1:08.0 | What's that? I've got a glass of fucking tea. |
| 1:10.0 | Well, I was going to use wine, but I haven't got any wine either I'm not drinking. |
| 1:14.0 | You must be the only person in lockdown who has no alcohol in the house. |
| 1:18.0 | I know, well I've got a load of spirits but what you want me to do just do a pint of vodka? |
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