Sure, this is Peloton. This is a 15 minute low impact ride. But so is this.

We're here together for a 10 minute empathy meditation.

And even this. We get here in with a 20 minute hip-hop shadow boxes session.

Ah what more could you ask for? Well with thousands of classes on our bike tread and

app there's more to Peloton that you might have thought.

This is Peloton.

Internet connection and Peloton all acts as membership required. C1 Peloton.

Go. UK. It's Monday.

Monday. It's February 16th.

And the word of the day is ultra-Crepidarian,

or one who gives opinions beyond his or her area of expertise.

Used in a sentence.

Ultra-crepidarians should avoid using sentences

wherever possible.

Or ultra-crepidarians are like assholes.

Everyone's got at least one in their life, and they're usually full of shit.

I don't know though, if I followed that advice, I could only talk about scrotal fungi on this show.

I'm no illusions.

He then right, and broadcasting delayed from America's far center we are the

skepticism on episode four we'll learn all about setting babies on fire for fun and profit.

Scott Walker gets sacked on third and long by a British journalist.

We'll reveal ourselves to be pro-nipple.

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