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🗓️ 1 August 2012
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Last night's PTA meeting accidentally opens a rift in spacetime, and Night Vale faces the consequences. Plus, changes afoot at the Night Vale Daily Journal, controversy at Radon Canyon, and our annual high school football preview!
Weather: "Closer" by The Tiny, thetiny.net
Music: Disparition, disparition.info
Logo: Rob Wilson, silastom.com
Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch. |
0:02.6 | Don't believe me? |
0:03.6 | Go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store. |
0:05.8 | You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blanket, stickers, posters, mugs, and |
0:09.6 | so on. |
0:10.6 | In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now. |
0:14.2 | We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things. |
0:17.4 | So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be |
0:21.1 | there long. |
0:22.1 | Some new items we just got in. |
0:24.2 | A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big |
0:28.7 | Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale |
0:34.4 | spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and |
0:39.8 | beach towels also from Jessica Hayworth. |
0:42.4 | Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love. |
0:46.4 | Just go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store to see it all. |
0:52.0 | The sun has grown so very, very old. |
0:57.7 | How long cold fading death? |
1:01.9 | How long? |
1:04.0 | Welcome to Night Vale. |
1:31.4 | Our Top Story. |
1:33.4 | Last night's Night Vale PTA meeting ended in bloodshed as a rift in space-time split open |
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