4. PROXY ANIMAL ATTACK STORIES CULMINATING IN ACTUAL ANIMAL ATTACKS

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Chelsea Peretti

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🗓️ 30 November 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

A mouse encounter. A lady swims “near” a shark. Two insane girls call. Just another day on the pod until some Brit in the medical profession shares a harrowing dog attack tale. Finally, composer Chris Lennertz calls and details his BEAR ATTACK STORY!!!!! *JACKPOT SOUND EFFECT* Hashtag bear attack. Hashtag Lake Tahoe. Hashtag jackpot sound effect.

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1:30.0	Hello? Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm great. How are you? I'm great. How are you? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But you know. Really? I get it. I teach middle school so I rarely know how I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um yeah well this is you know know, we're getting back, getting back going with the podcast here. I'm assuming you saw my post on Instagram.
2:00.0	Yeah, I did. Yeah. I'm trying to like slowly walk right into this animal encounter. What happened? Where were you?
2:10.4	Okay, well I was getting my camping equipment from my old house and this is a small animal.
2:21.0	It's not like a big scary, well it's scary, but I picked up a bag, a tote bag, and I placed the
2:32.1	tote bag in my car and just as I placed it in my car a mouse ran out.
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