4. Neil's Guided Meditation

I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha with Lee Mack & Neil Webster

Global

Alternative Health, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

It's time for Neil to try his hand at leading a guided meditation. How well do you reckon it'll go? There's also an aggressive apology, Neil decides whether Lee is a Zen Master yet, plus, find out why Lee has been kicking the door down at Wetherspoons and asking for a fight (metaphorically of course). Make sure you subscribe and leave a review! You can email Lee and Neil here: [email protected]

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0:00.0	Right then, you ready?
0:12.0	I'm ready.
0:13.0	Good.
0:15.0	Okay, so we'll begin.
0:22.3	Have we started?
0:25.3	Just setting the mood, all right?
0:28.8	But the people are listening, what are you doing?
0:31.7	So I'm thinking if we just let it quiet and the music playing,
0:32.5	they might get confused.
0:34.6	I'm trying to keep my voice low with respect.
0:37.2	Let's set some ground rules. I doing a guide i'm doing a guided meditation
0:39.3	you are listening got it i'm allowed to talk no well it's a podcast but okay no but let's just try
0:48.4	and do a guided meditation that was what i asked to do right. So let's start from the beginning.
0:55.5	Okay, you ready?
0:56.3	I'm right.
0:57.2	Huh?
0:58.3	What did you say?
1:00.7	I can't speak.
1:02.6	Look, what did you say?
1:04.2	Are you ready?
1:05.5	I didn't say anything.
1:06.3	He would remain completely quiet.
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