4 Hours of Roasting Emo Kids (STORYTIME)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
4.7 • 688 Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2025
⏱️ 206 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells 4 Hours of Roasting Emo Kids (STORYTIME) these are four hours of great stories to go to sleep to, but you can also put these stories on in the background while you do something else. These roasts and roasting are very funny as these emo kids are cringe and cringey and these stories are hilarious!!Listen to these stories on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit these Stories on Instagram @connorpugs #storytime #story
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| 0:27.7 | slash setup how's it going everyone I hope you're having a good day today we got some |
| 0:33.4 | crazy emo kid stories I know for a fact you won't enjoy so sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new. |
| 0:40.0 | Let's call the first subscriber who submitted the story, Hank. |
| 0:42.8 | By the way, all these episodes are on Spotify and they normally come out a couple hours |
| 0:46.8 | early on Spotify, so make sure to check that out, first link in the description. |
| 0:50.7 | Anyways, back to the story. |
| 0:51.8 | So we're going to call the first subscriber who submitted the story, Hank. |
| 0:55.0 | And anyways, this all happened when Hank was shopping at the mall. So Hank used to always go to the mall |
| 0:59.8 | to shop with his friends. You know, it was just a fun place to hang out. They didn't really have a lot of |
| 1:04.0 | other places that they could go in the town that they lived in. So the mall was probably their best bet. And sure enough, one of these days, one of |
| 1:11.0 | Hank's friends wanted to shop at this place called Hot Topic. If you don't know Hot Topics, |
| 1:15.4 | a place where they have a lot of t-shirts and other kind of apparel that is very, I don't |
| 1:21.6 | know, like fast fashiony brand-centric. Like, it's very much like, you'll have a lot of different |
| 1:27.3 | brands or kind of like you'll find a lot of different brands or kind of, |
| 1:29.1 | like, you'll find a lot of band t-shirts, a lot of kind of like, okay, so a lot of different |
| 1:33.7 | stuff at Hot Topic, but one kind of theme of clothing that you'll see at Hot Topic is a emo-style |
| 1:41.3 | clothing, if that makes sense, to like really black clothing, edgy clothing, stuff like that. |
| 1:46.5 | Just so you know, like, I have nothing against it. If you dress like that, I think it's a cool enough |
| 1:50.4 | style, I think you're fine if you, even if you identify as like, oh, I'm, I'm emo in the way I dress or act or whatever. |
| 1:56.5 | I don't really care, live your life. However, as long as you don't act, as long as you don't act like the kids in these videos, especially this one, you're chill with me. But anyways, Hank just was |
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