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Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the company you depend upon for all of your greatest needs, heart life.

These stories are true dramatizations from our fair city's glorious history.

So listen and remember, heart life, all the life you'll ever need.

In the bad times, before the day of exclusion, the future was uncertain.

Those lost individuals without corporate protection would consult with purported mystics

who used bits of paper and bone to say the sooth.

Now, of course, heart life has ensured our future and the fortune-telling charlatans have

all but vanished, replaced instead by the great individuals who shape the future.

The power they exert over our fair city can guide events and foretell their

path. For the two vice presidents riding along in the elevator, the path has led away from

the safety and comfort of their offices and toward a meeting with the true keepers of the future,

the actuaries. Are you sure you want to do this, Devonport? Really, really sure? Positive. Because this isn't how it works. If the actuary summon you, you go. If not, you stay the hell away. You don't actually seek them out. It's not... It's not normal. You sound like you're scared. Damn right, I'm scared.

Carter, you're the vice president in the actuarial department.

Because I don't visit the actuarial department. I don't interfere. That's the arrangement. I leave them alone. And they leave me alone.

We're vice presidents. What are they gonna do?

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