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Aaron's checking in.

I know people who masturbate while driving, and I'm driving now.

Okay, thank you, brother.

Appreciate that. And then thank you, brother. Appreciate that.

And then

Todd talked about some bizarre restaurant

in the first segment where everyone was wildly

short. Well, a lot of

the servers were below

average height. Let's just put it that way.

That was just my observation.

Were the guys really short?

There weren't a lot of guys. All the servers seem to be women. Yeah. Most women are 5-2, 53. That's basically what they are, you know. Oh, no, they were shorter than normal. I think most women are about 5-4, maybe 5.5. 5, 4, I think it's your average height from an American woman.

But, you know, there were guys that worked there, but they were bartenders and barbacks and bus guys. I still think your high top was really high seats.

That could have been.

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