March is breakup month and the average cost of a breakup is about four grand.

Does it seem like the story comes out every month?

Well, we did that one.

During the beginning of March, we talked about that.

There's a reason March is a breakup month.

People get past Valentine's Day.

Don't they say this anything about January?

Like after the holidays?

January, they want to do it because they want to get through the holidays.

And then March is one because they want to get through St.

excuse me, the St. Patrick's Day.

They want to get through Valentine's Day.

But I'll tell you, breakups usually are several hundred thousand dollars is what I found out, by the way.

Even four grand, isn't that an implication you were probably living with someone?

No, what they say here, Puss, basically this story is what you do to make yourself feel better after a breakup.

Oh, okay.

All right, I got you.

You have retail therapy, you know.

You treat yourself.

The cost was determined by tallying up expenses such as housing, travel, dating, post-breakup spending,

which is basically retail therapy, you know.

So.

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