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The design of our benevolent directors is undeniable in its elegance. Each designation system and distribution plan was strategized and set out with the best interests of each policy at its center.

Even when strained by the failure of an individual system, the processes laid out by the founders protect the city.

Now, in the midst of an energy crisis, power levels dwindle, public transit is disrupted,

foodstuffs are scarce, and the dead disposal

team has been expanded due to an unfortunate increase in policy mortality. The situation is

inconvenient for the average policy, but it is a nightmare for Vice President Davenport.

After suffering the indignity of waking up to no coffee,

he must now endure an interdepartmental meeting.

Here, the Commissioner of Public Safety

and the Director of Transit must decide who between them

will receive a requisitioned allotment of precious electricity.

Well, director, policies wouldn't be complaining about street safe's response time

if your people mover actually started moving people again.

Commissioner, let me lay this out in terms that it enforcer of public safety such as yourself can understand.

The people mover is a system of machines. When the power fails, the machines stop working.

Street safe officers, however, are not machines and there is no use.

I have the talk, tube. I get to talk.

It's called a microphone.

Right, and you said that since the meeting Sternacher was in here, the person with the tube gets to talk.

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