This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Nobody goes on to next door to get in a good mood. You just, it's pure Schoddenfroyd and it's like

watching a housewives. You're like, well these people have a lot of money but I'm still a

better person than they are.

You can't buy a quality personality.

You can't, no amount of money will do that.

But I do feel like going on the next door app for adults like homeowners is like watching

Jerry Springer when you were in like high school or college it's just this train wreck that you love to watch and you

watched it right when you were in college high school when did you watch it of course of

course I watched it you know what I me, I feel like there's I respect the people on

Jerry Springer more than I respect the people on next door because I'm like you

got nothing to complain about you literally have nothing to complain about and you're finding

complaints out of the air when I think the next door apps like whole idea is

actually really helpful because I know that like when I went on a walk in our neighborhood I saw a giant

coyote huge and I was very nervous about a woman who was walking and she had like a little

dog I was like go go the other way.

So it was the first time I ever commented on next door and I was like,

but I was scared I was like, I don't want you his friends.

I just want to tell you a sad coyote because that's the right thing to use this for.

And you know, I was like, coyote on whatever, whatever street, I'm out.

But, you know, I don't know.

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