4: #4 | Farming
Public Figures
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🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
This week, Dusty shares a heated encounter with his Uber driver, Brian has trouble pronouncing the name Boyd, and Aaron and Dusty debate how long they'd last before becoming cannibals. Plus, the guys learn a little bit about farming.
THE PUBLIC FIGURES (HOSTS)
Aaron Weber
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Brian Bates
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Dusty Slay
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| 0:00.0 | All right. Hello, general public. Common folk, little people. Welcome to the public figures |
| 0:20.4 | podcast where we're public figures. |
| 0:22.3 | You are not. |
| 0:23.4 | As always, I'm joined with my host, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay. |
| 0:27.9 | All right. |
| 0:29.3 | Aaron, where are you going to be this weekend? |
| 0:30.7 | I am going to be in Edmonton, Alberta, coming up. |
| 0:36.6 | Not this weekend. |
| 0:37.5 | That's what I'm saying. March 5th through the 7th, come out and. Not this weekend. USA. |
| 0:37.9 | That's what I'm saying. |
| 0:38.9 | March 5th through the 7th. |
| 0:40.4 | Come on see me at the comic strip in Edmonton, Alberta. |
| 0:43.8 | This weekend I'm going to be in Poughkeepsie, New York, which has never been there. |
| 0:49.7 | And it's right around New York City. |
| 0:52.0 | It typically don't sell well there, so buy some tickets. And then I'll be in Albany, New York on Saturday, where I do sell well. So hurry and get your ticket. Why do you think it's the difference? I don't know. I don't know why, but the shows are always great whenever I do shows right around the city, or even in the city. They're great. We have a ton of fun. But for whatever, I think they have a lot of options. And I think sometimes people, you know, maybe judge me. And they go, this is, you know, just another southern comic out here. You ever seen the Poughkeepsie tapes, the movie? No, what's that? It's a found footage movie about a serial killer in the Poughkeepsie area. |
| 1:29.6 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:30.3 | Yeah, I think it's pretty bad. |
| 1:31.8 | Like a true story? |
| 1:33.0 | Nah. |
| 1:43.9 | Oh, it's just made up. But I'm excited to go. I've never been there. Never been there. I'm going to fly in to New York City, and my friend Derek Humphrey will be picking me up and will drive to Poughkeepsie. |
| 1:44.4 | All right. |
| 1:45.4 | Are you, Brian? |
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