4/4 App 1 Coke in Your Locks

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🗓️ 4 April 2025

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Stop using your key to snort coke!

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0:00.0	So snorting cocaine off a key and people take their key and dip it in, snort cocaine.
0:07.7	Obviously, the cocaine is bad for you, but it's bad for your key?
0:11.5	It's bad for the lock.
0:12.6	Yeah.
0:13.6	Oh, because the coke goes into lock the whole time.
0:15.8	Yes.
0:16.5	Apparently, there has been a recent surge in service calls for locks.
0:21.3	That's funny.
0:21.9	And when the lock Smith gets there, they open up the lock mechanism and go,
0:26.2	oh, there's a bunch of Coke packed in here.
0:29.7	That is so funny.
0:33.0	There was a study, remember that study Todd?
0:35.5	There was like pretty much every every bill in
0:40.2	america had cocaine traces on yeah yeah all the money over the years had cocaine traces on it
0:46.9	because not only was it rolled up and stored it with or it just it was unfolded and got around
0:52.0	every other bill it was around, you know.
0:56.1	Wonderful.
0:59.2	Why are people leaving Coke on their keys?
1:00.3	Are they not doing all of it?
1:01.4	Well, do it.
1:02.3	It's going to be residual.
1:03.5	Yeah. You don't lick the key?
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