Here's today's stupid principle!

Evan had one of these for a while.

Oh, what do you got?

Does that mean?

Wait, okay, hold on.

Is that a small ray of hope?

Are we pushing back?

Maybe.

This is a story on the front page of the local section of today's star tribune.

It includes six color photographs.

Okay.

And the headline is Literacy, Sealed with a Kiss.

All right.

Mustafa Ibrahim, Director of Step Academy in St. Paul, on Monday, made good on a promise to kiss a cow.

If the Charter School students met literary goals in March, so they brought in Rex, a two-week-old cat.

Cowbell and all.

Brought him into the gym.

And then fifth grader, who's saying Muhammad, got to spray hair dye on Ibrahim.

And then students were given awards for reaching their reading goals.

Is it?

Can't you just say, here's what you're supposed to read?

I need incentives now.

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