Did you see the theory behind your pants, Todd, email?

Oh, the one from guy named Gardner?

I don't think they would go around.

It sounded like that's a little too thorough of customer.

I haven't experienced that sort of customer service from Costco.

Anyplace.

I saw this.

I didn't read through the floor theory.

They said the guy, you left them in the parking lot.

Yeah, go ahead. They caught it on camera.

Right.

And somehow figured out where the pants were supposed to go.

Right.

And then came by my house and just threw it on the truck.

Why would they not knock?

If they're going to go that far,

why would they just leave them on the truck and not knock on the door?

I don't think any retail place would go that far. I don't think they're running the parking lot and say, hey, you forgot this.

Yeah, they've done that.

Yeah.

But if they're going to go far enough to drive to your house and bring you the thing you forgot,

they're damn sure going to knock on the door and get credit for it.

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