I am a very rational guy.

I'm a very calm guy.

I don't like to get too nuts.

I like to be very, very calm and measured when I speak.

So I am going to be as measured as I can on this Thursday, April 3rd, six days into the season,

when I tell all the Pete Alonzo haters out there to kiss my fat ass.

Because all of you people, whether it was Vladimir Guerrero Jr.,

or it was just simply berating a guy who's been here since 2019,

making up false claims like, he's not clutch.

He can't come through in a big spot.

He's in net negative.

We're better off without him.

I thought he shut you up in October.

I thought he shut you up against the Phillies and against the Dodgers.

But no, in the off season, I heard the same crap from you haters out there.

And then yesterday, as the Mets were facing a two-and-four start, because Lindor doesn't hit in April,

though we did have a base hit the eighth inning, and because Mark Vientos is in La La Land,

and because Juan Soto has cooled off a tat.

And because the MET defense played with their heads up their ass.

The Mets got saved by Pete Alonzo.

So I'm going to do my friend Peter Favor because he won't do it.

He's too classy.

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