So earlier in the show, we were talking about sperm, which we do a lot of the show.

There's a lot of sperm talk on this show because we're a manly show.

And they're finally having a sperm racing World Cup.

Are we able to wager on this?

No, it's a bunch of healthy men.

What they're doing is they're having a competition, 128.

The first ever sperm racing World Cup pits horny rich bros against each other in a $100,000

battle for baby making supremacy.

Why would they have to be rich?

I don't get that part.

Men of the world are invited to pit their sperm against each other in a racy race

where the owner of the swiftest swimmers can take home $100,000.

It's a science-based competitive sport.

Is this what just means they'll see 128 se semen samples each representing a different country

face off in a microscopic race oh they're actually going to watch them race huh it's

gonna be it's gonna be live streamed you can you can watch it on online but it's like to

each other you know yeah yeah yeah head to head per it is. And only one guy from each country?

I think so, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

And then first sperm to the finish line, that guy wins $100,000.

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And national pride.

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