4/29 App 3 Sperm Races
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4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So earlier in the show, we were talking about sperm, which we do a lot of the show. |
| 0:04.6 | There's a lot of sperm talk on this show because we're a manly show. |
| 0:08.4 | And they're finally having a sperm racing World Cup. |
| 0:13.2 | Are we able to wager on this? |
| 0:15.7 | No, it's a bunch of healthy men. |
| 0:19.5 | What they're doing is they're having a competition, 128. |
| 0:22.5 | The first ever sperm racing World Cup pits horny rich bros against each other in a $100,000 |
| 0:28.9 | battle for baby making supremacy. |
| 0:32.3 | Why would they have to be rich? |
| 0:33.2 | I don't get that part. |
| 0:36.0 | Men of the world are invited to pit their sperm against each other in a racy race |
| 0:40.5 | where the owner of the swiftest swimmers can take home $100,000. |
| 0:46.7 | It's a science-based competitive sport. |
| 0:49.8 | Is this what just means they'll see 128 se semen samples each representing a different country |
| 0:56.0 | face off in a microscopic race oh they're actually going to watch them race huh it's |
| 1:01.9 | gonna be it's gonna be live streamed you can you can watch it on online but it's like to |
| 1:05.7 | each other you know yeah yeah yeah head to head per it is. And only one guy from each country? |
| 1:12.5 | I think so, yes. |
| 1:13.4 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:14.2 | And then first sperm to the finish line, that guy wins $100,000. |
| 1:18.5 | Search for the healthiest man alive. |
| 1:21.5 | And national pride. |
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