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Thank you, Mr. President and Mrs. Trump, for your splendid dinner this evening, which, may I say, is a very considerable improvement on the Boston Tea Party.

Considerable improvement over the Boston Tea Party, the King of England, King Charles the 111.

At the White House with the President of the United States with the first lady, it was really a fun event to watch.

However, that podium wasn't the best podium you ever saw.

A lot of problems with the podium.

He's got that big gold eagle on the front.

Look kind of Albanian.

Reminded me of Albania.

Might have been Enver Hoja's podium.

And the president went, he wrapped up, and he was good and he was funny.

And he was great.

And he dropped off for, hey, any golfers in the room?

Fun stuff. He was all like, uh-oh, he's just lost the prompter here.

But he came back. He was a lot of fun. And the king was a surprising amount of fun, the king of

England. King Charles the 111th.

Because, you know, Ilhan Omar,

Elon Omar was not invited to the state dinner, I think.

Because I don't know if they've got a magnetometer for suicide vests.

And they had to worry about that because she's a Democrat and a suicide attacker in all probability.

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