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like many of you here tonight I pretend to do news on TV.

My weekend update, co-anchor Michael Chee, was going to join me here tonight, but in solidarity with President Biden,

I decided to lose all my black support.

Uh, yes, the White House Correspondence Association annual Gala on Saturday night.

He made a couple of funny jokes early on, then he realized that the audience had turned on him like a gang of jihadis from

deep in the Gaza and he decided to change the tone of the whole routine and start sucking up real hard

hard suck up. I did not attend the Black Tie Gala this year. Is that a Gala or a Gala? I know one is an apple and the other one is not. So we've got that and he was kind of okay for a few minutes. Then I started to feel sorry for him then he you know turned

completely and tell what a great decent man Joe Biden is, unless you ask Tara Reed,

or a whole host of other women that he sniffed and grabbed,

and husbands who had to stand there while the

President of the United States was being sexually inappropriate and

digitally inappropriate too.

Digitally inappropriate?

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