4/28 3-1 Crushed By The Cactus
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Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Good for the cactus.
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| 0:00.0 | Sex, drugs, rock and roll and general jackassery. |
| 0:16.2 | This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:22.4 | French president Felix |
| 0:23.3 | Faireur |
| 0:25.2 | I'm not that I'm sure |
| 0:26.9 | Faire UR E |
| 0:29.5 | NU-R-E |
| 0:29.5 | No one of us took French in high school |
| 0:31.9 | Right? |
| 0:32.3 | We had Spanish |
| 0:34.2 | So |
| 0:34.5 | Oh ha |
| 0:35.1 | 1895 to 1899 He was president His mistress was I had Spanish, so. Oh, ha. |
| 0:40.5 | 1895 to 1899, he was president. |
| 0:42.3 | His mistress was, he was 58. |
| 0:46.6 | His mistress was exactly half his age, which is gross his neck out for some reason. |
| 0:49.6 | So she's here mid-20s, I guess. |
| 0:50.1 | 29. |
| 0:52.2 | If he's 58, she's 29. |
| 0:58.0 | So she was performing on him in his office and he died. |
| 1:02.9 | And they say he died in mid-orgasm with his pants around his ankles. |
| 1:07.0 | Is that one of the rare cases of dying, like doing what you love? |
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