The rats are not the problem, the disgusting human behavior that is attracting the rats.

That's the problem.

We are basically inviting them to be here by putting out a daily buffet of garbage around

the city.

And these intelligent creatures don't deserve to die painful excruciating deaths because

of human irresponsibility.

I asked Peter, the Peter representative, who is on the side of the rats in New York City.

They pointed a rat czar to eradicate the rats, and Peter came out in favor of the rats.

They love rodents.

Don't like people.

They're consistent, at least.

Well a very happy and pleasant Friday to you, wherever you may be.

I hope the climate change isn't affecting you negatively, like it is here in Washington,

DC, took me forever to get to work today.

Of course we had the gas company shutting down two out of three lanes headed here in rush

hour.

There was no work going on.

They just put the vehicles and the orange cones out to block traffic.

It was raining, so you can't do the work, just block the traffic, and you call headquarters

and you say we're here, and that's good enough.

But crazy, whack a doodle do.

I'm telling you, we are at 888-630-9625.

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