This place that my son took me to in Gilbert, Arizona, that had the dog park, you know, the 300-pound mastiff that we saw.

He gained 100 pounds since last time.

You said the owners were 300-pound mastiffs, too, right?

Yeah, yeah.

The people who owned a dog.

They also had a cage full of exotic birds.

And I thought it would be more fun if they taught those exotic

birds insulting phrases, you know, like the mean waitresses. People seem attracted to mean

waitresses places. You yell at patrons walking past. You walk by and the African gray go,

yeah, dick. Just things like that. Or those wedges just call people hoarse.

Yeah.

And you could easily teach it in African grade.

When a woman walks by, just go,

Hoar!

Oh, I think we, don't we all agree that if we owned a bird,

that would be the only things we would teach them to say?

I think I would teach you at Cyprus Hill songs.

I'd want two, because I'd like to call in response in Cyprus Hill.

I would use chills a bitch.

I would just change the first name.

So you need a be real bird and a send dog bird?

Yeah, the one dog.

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