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This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

Our show researcher Matthew sent a picture of, it's a golf club, you know, a novelty

club, obviously. I've seen these, yeah. A long plastic tube. So you, you know, put a towel in

front of you and then you're piss into the long plastic tube, but it doesn't look like it would

hold. Well, you have to empty it then. I think you just take it to the empty. I guess you'd have to pinch it off.

I'd fill that up in a heartbeat,

drinking a bunch of beer on a course.

It'll look like it holds much.

You're allowed to pee on a golf course.

As long as you don't aim towards somebody's house.

You know anybody who's got snagged by some resident of a golf course that has turned

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