After being bitten by a shark last week, a Colorado man achieved a rare distinction

of being attacked by a shark, bear, and rattlesnake all within the last four years. Or as it was

reported to the man, you're not allowed back at the zoo.

I don't know, I'll be out with a joke, but that's a pretty interesting story, as we mentioned

yesterday. Guys just got bad luck or he likes teasing animals or smells like sausage or

he's got something wrong with him. And I say lions of the world, you're going to put up

with this and I get bit by the various lesser species and walks away. Wild kingdom is getting a bad

name. Oh speaking of wildness and civilization, I'd like to pay tribute to whoever headed up the

fixing of the ice machine in the fridge freezer in the lunchroom. Didn't work for the longest time.

Now it works. You've done us all an amazing and an invaluable service and I thank you for that.

You reach into the community ice bucket and pull out ice cubes and it makes fresh ice all the time.

Why not? I keep my car keys in there. Yeah, they're fine. You look at the myths on some of these

people around here sticking their hands. You ever looked at mine. They're getting worse in the deal.

I promise you disgusting. Yeah, get over it. You got to know me in system.

Yeah. So let's take my son the other day, wanted to know if we could, if he could give his hamster tap

water. That'd be okay for him. Because he's grown up in a bottled waterhouse. Not too affluent.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Can we, I say Papa, Papa, can our hamster, great tap water rodent, the tap water.

So I'm reminded though of the other day back before the thing was fixed, there was no ice and I

wanted just one cube from a coffee and there's an ice tray in there, but it's empty, of course.

And so I go to fill the ice tray and I pour the water in and it just is pouring out the bottom.

There are all sorts of cracks in the ice tray. So I thought, oh, that's no good. So I put it

beside the sink and think, all right, I guess maybe I'll go buy an ice tray for the for the

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