Phil Mackey, Judd Zogad.

They do take themselves way too serious, and I can only stand about half an hour of it.

Mackey and Judd on 1,500 ESPN.

Yes, he's got a solution for everything.

Even the problems that aren't really problems at all.

He's our very own, Mr. Fixit.

He is Judd Zogad. So we're going to ask you, Mr. Fixit. He is Judzogad.

So we're going to ask you, Mr. Fixit, which, by the way, is brought to you by the fine folks at Roof to Deck, which you're going to hear more about here shortly.

But 651, 6468255, how would you fix some of these unwritten rules in sports, namely this whole Buntgate situation?

And this happens to a stolen bases if you steal a base, for sure if you're up in a game.

But we've seen comebacks, you know?

Are you not supposed to take a three-pointer in a basketball game in the fourth quarter?

So I want to ask you how you would fix this Brian Dozier Buntgate hub up here in a second.

But a couple more points to add to the Wetmore conversation.

What's actually more offensive?

All right, if you're going to opt into being offended, which I tend to think is the most wasted emotion that you can, like, what's

the point of being offended? Just emotionally detach yourself from the outcome. But is it more

offensive to drop a bunt down to try and get on base when you're down seven to nothing and facing a

pitcher that's unhittable? Or to shift on a backup catcher when you're up seven to nothing in the ninth

inning of a game that's been decided and your lights out pitcher is still on the mound.

Like if either team was going to take issue, wouldn't it be the Orioles saying, you know what?

Why are you shifting?

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