I tell him, look, we're surrounded by therapists. Talk to one.

He agreed. He picked you because he thinks you're very smart and kind and dope.

Matthew said that?

He did not.

The damn it, babe! I had him!

Listen, we don't have to convince him.

He owes us. We raised your daughter for a year.

Liz took her to the orthodontist. I took her to the gyno. Oh my God. For that visit, you did not have to come into the waiting room. You could have just stayed in the parking room. Okay, I have three sons. I had questions. Oh, cool thing I learned. The vagina cleans itself. It's like a Roomba. I don't think that's true. It was true. That's some shrinking, by the way. After Ted McGinley with us. Apple, right now. Ted McGinley joining us. Ted, the last time we talked to you, who was not that long ago. Welcome, by the way. Welcome. Glad to have you. Thank you for having me.

That was one hell of a clip.

I liked it, too.

On our last conversation.

Go ahead.

Tell us about that.

Do you love delivering lines like that, obviously?

That's just what we call good writing.

Yeah. Yeah, that's great writing.

And that show has so... I mean, it's really fun.

So much good writing.

It's such good character development.

But I want to get to this question before we run out of time like we did last time with you.

I talked about you and I played water polo against each other in the Pact 12.

And the part of me playing water polo was a complete lie, but you actually played water polo at

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