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My husband and I weigh ourselves before we poop.

Oh, yeah.

And then we poop, and then we wear ourselves again.

See, that's one of the first ones there.

We'll just run through something.

See, we got an email that said wrestlers do that.

Well, you're trying to make weight, you'll, you know, you go and weigh in.

Oh, I need to get rid of a half pound. Well, let me go see if I couldn't. Oh, I got it. Do you make a competition out of it?

These people make a competition on it. This is couples. Resslers do that. I know wrestlers do that.

This is couples and they're doing this for fun. I didn't read this one yesterday. You got to have a pretty accurate scale for that, though.

Yes.

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