The New Country, 963, second, second, second, second date update.

We got Glenn on the line. He went out with Piper, had a great first date according to him, but has not heard from her since. We're going to see if we can help him out. First of all, Glenn, tell everybody how you met Piper. So we actually work together. Oh, is that a good idea? Well, it's not a full-on.

Don't make the mess where you eat because we work at the same company, but we're Oh, is that a good idea? Well, it's not a full-on.

Don't make the mess where you eat because we work at the same company, but we're in different departments.

Okay.

And we really only ran into each other on like a rare day when Piper isn't working from home, so it's doubly rare.

And how did that work out that you guys ended up getting together if you rarely even see her?

Well, we started chatting on an inner office text, and we got friendly, and then I eventually asked her out.

Okay.

Huh.

If I'm your boss, I'm wondering, what is going on here?

The proper use of the inner office text there, Glenn?

Well, there are certain words that get flags on the inner office text.

Oh.

Wow, you know all about this. Okay.

So anyway, that led to a date. What did you guys do on your date?

Well, she mentioned that she wanted to see this movie, Wicked.

Okay. That sounds like a word that would get flagged on the inner office text.

Well, you don't write Wicked.

You write the one with the flying monkeys.

Okay.

Wow, you've seen it.

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