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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

4-17-17 This Past Weekend #18

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.728K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Talking Happy Easter. Family fun. Drug running. Takes Calls. Background sounds by local g pig.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up, you little Christmas criminals, bruh, huh?

0:03.2

You little pancake, neanderthals.

0:05.0

You guys ready, bruh?

0:06.5

Are you ready, man?

0:07.4

Jesus, back, you're feeling J.C. in the boot, then.

0:11.8

Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, bruh, hallelujah.

0:15.8

Man, look at that hair coming in hot today, boy.

0:19.2

Damn, I'm feeling a warm front on my scalp, daddy.

0:22.3

I got that freaking cake, gausslin' bangs,

0:24.5

with that caramel apple back slap on the neck.

0:28.6

I'm feeling fired up, man.

0:30.6

Happy Easter to everybody.

0:31.6

You guys ready?

0:32.3

I'm ready.

0:32.7

Welcome to this past weekend.

0:36.6

This past weekend.

0:58.6

Right on the wall, we were born and raised.

1:08.6

Camera upon a story, an old-time magazine.

1:13.7

Camera upon a story in an old-time magazine.

1:19.1

That is born and graced, man.

1:22.1

That is born and graced, and that is music.

1:26.8

And that is, that's two things that I feel like I am, dude.

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