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Radio Empire. We're still looking for that guy that blew a point four-4. Yeah, dude. We're curious if his blood sugar was off. Yeah. With stable vitals, standing, talking. That sounds more like it because 4 is, you mean, what, that's dead, isn't it? Well, you should be at least blackout drug. Yeah. So it might have been that sugar thing that the LD claims he used for the cops. Or he's a pro. I mean, we talked the guy that went to Ray, the guy who called me that went to rehab and walking in at 0.44. Yeah, right. And that was blood work. That wasn't a breathalizing. But I'm guessing if that guy, that post was like, what, 1130 last night? He's still shaking off the hangover if he was at that drunk at that time of night. Maybe. He could be just shaking and going through withdrawal. Oh, he's definitely, yeah, he's got to go into DTs, exactly. Oh, no, he's going to the liquor cabinet now for a little hair of the dog. If he's out, he turned himself in or he's arrested?

I got arrested.

Okay.

That might have been a trip to the hospital.

He wasn't driving, we heard, right?

We don't know.

They gave no details.

Yeah.

It didn't say DUI, so they might have mentioned that.

Yeah.

Or really wet, reckless.

Soaking, reckless.

Drenched.

Speaking of wet, I'm opening the pool this week.

And I know this is, I'm going to preface this by saying this is the reason we have immune systems.

These are disgusting facts about swimming pools.

Every pool has a single band-aid floating in it.

Is that on the list?

You can add to these, Nick, if you want.

The average swimmer adds 0.14 grams of fecal matter every time they get in.

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