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This was reprinted from somewhere.

I can't read the last couple paragraphs because it gets pretty dirty.

But my drunk-ass girlfriend said she had sex with over 200 guys.

She said she was a real slut back in college.

Made me stop and think.

Four years of college, 365s a day.

200 guys equals a new guy every 7.3 days.

Since she said 200, well, rounded off, a guy every seven days.

Okay.

Given that she had sex with the average guy, then he gets into penis length and stuff here,

and then he laying them end to end.

So he says at the end here, she's my...

Could wrap around the world three times.

He says she's not my girlfriend anymore.

Oh, he is taking the penis and doubling it because it goes in and out during a thrust.

So I don't know if that's fair math or not.

No, probably not.

But he's thinking about it because 200 guys, you know.

He's over thinking.

She's a sexual enthusiast.

This guy called her a slut.

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