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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

4.16.26, Diagnosed with Cowardice

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Christian Rock bands are fighting with churches, and Slim is confused by influencers. Lazlo would shoot SlimFast if he was drafted into war. “Secretary of War,” is not a cool title at all. Lazlo is the original founder of the manosphere, and the guys talk to Vern. Hegseth quoted our opening intro. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.2

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who

0:30.6

attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.1

the church of laslo has begun yo yo how are you i'm good how are you i'm all right no problems yeah

0:52.2

yeah did you make time magazines 100 most influential people of 2026? I was just going through the names. I didn't see you yet. I mean, I haven't had time to look at everybody because I just saw this, but it's all Luke Combs was on there when I think influential. Did he work here? Luke Combs? I think think so Sounds like he works I board ops

1:11.8

The sports station

1:13.9

Yeah

1:14.9

Luke

1:15.0

I think I did

1:17.0

I was a country station

1:18.9

But I don't know

1:19.7

But what's up

1:22.0

What's black pink

1:23.3

Is that embarrassing

1:24.4

That I don't know what that is

1:25.5

Yeah that's a pretty big

1:26.6

Girl band It's a girl band I'm'm pretty sure it's... It's not really big. It's not. It's a hundred most influential people. Ginny from Black Pink. K-pop. So this must be the main chick from that group. She's real influential. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Dakota Johnson.

1:44.3

Claire Dane's.

1:44.9

I know who she is. Benicia del Toro. He's cool. I like him. Mr. Beast. I mean, if you're going to put... No offense to Ginny from Black Pink, just because I don't know who she is, but if you're going to put her on there, then Mr. Beast probably needs to be on there. still every year

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