Yesterday, Kamala Harris said she is thinking about running for president again.

And I like her chances as long as she finally grows that penis.

Ah, yes. Well, the Democrats have got a lot of issues. Boy, do they have a lot of issues. And that's,

that's one of them. There's no doubt about that. How about, let's see, Alexandria

Casio-Cortez? I don't even want to think about that. We'll just leave that out of it for now.

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