Hello podcast listener. My name is Tom Walker, and I'm the special guest on this episode of Dragon Friends that you're about to listen to. Doesn't that wet your whistle? Aren't you champing at the bit right now, you crazy little podcast pig? Oh, you're just a little audio hog, aren't you? You want your big trough full of D&D slop. Well, don't worry, I'll get to it in a second.

Before the episode, though, if you like me, and I'll have to, to be honest, after this intro, you shouldn't, because that was fucking awful.

But, me and Demi Lardner have a podcast called Big Softtitty.png. It's available for download.

That's Demi Lardner and Tom Walker.

We've been on this show before.

She played a goblin who was covered in I patches,

and I've played characters that have died in every single arc, I guess.

So yeah, thank you so much.

Enjoy the episode.

Music Thank you so much. Enjoy the episode. Hi above you.

The Aurary spins the nine known worlds form and reform in their grand cosmic ballet,

but below you a sense of doom is rising in your

bellies to your hearts. Four, moments ago, this case seemed hopeful. You had secured yourself

a goblin lawyer. Philge had said a very smart thing about missing corpses. Frizo said, and I quote,

if you can't find the body, then you don't know where we buried him.

Can I? Can I?

And since that time, it seemed like luck is not on your side

as the officiarch of Primus Herkin rises to his feet and clears his hippo-esque throat.

Well, I think we've heard all we need to hear,

even with my tiny, adorable little ears.

Which waggles severely.

I think the time has come for sentencing.

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