Hey everybody, it's Kristen and Jenny.

And we're here to tell you that nobody, and we mean nobody, messes with our boyfriends.

That's canonically true.

We're going on tour.

What are we doing, Jenny? Where are we going?

The Nobody Messes with My Boyfriend Tour is stopping in New York on October 18th, Philadelphia on October 19th, and

Burlington, Vermont for the first time ever on October 29th. We are doing live tapings of

In Order, What's My Line Part 1? What's My Line Part 2? And Ted. Everyone's favorite episode, Ted.

I'm so excited to talk about Ted in front of a live audience.

It cannot even begin to express it.

It's going to be great.

You can find out all of the information you need to know at bufferingcast.com slash live or check out our calendar where our events always live.

Tickets go on sale for our patrons only tomorrow Thursday, August 28th. And then on

sale to the general public Friday, August 29th. So come on out. Join us for some live tapings that

will be a hoot and possibly a nanny. And, uh, you know, we'd love to see you try to mess

with our boyfriends. Bufferingcast.com slash live. Oh, hey there. It's Kristen. How are you doing?

Are you ready for hush? I have just a few items of news. Jenny has unfortunately lost her voice,

so I'm here by myself. She's traveling. She hasn't actually lost her voice, but, you know, it seemed thematic at the very least. Since she's not here, I'm starting a new segment, so she has no say in whether we do it or not, because now it's begun, called spooky news. I'm starting this segment. I mean, it is almost Halloween,

but also like we do a show about vampires. And also, last week, two teenage girls baked the

ashes of one of their grandfathers into sugar cookies and brought those cookies to school, and

some of the students ate them knowing that they were ash cookies and some of them

ate them not knowing that they were eating ash cookies and I can't stop thinking about it.

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