Welcome, ladies and gentlemen and anyone else, to a very canonical episode of Dragon Friend.

This is part two of Frizo's Fun House.

My name is Michael Ling, and I am your DM for this week.

Yes, they're letting me DM, which was pretty sweet.

This week, our sponsors are, lull, we don't have sponsors, lull, who am I kidding?

Yeah, I don't know what else to say.

Let's go to the show.

It has been several minutes and at least two bad foot massages since you realize that to escape free

his mind you would need to free the paladin cuck trapped within the icy prison of the

white dragon arterious Bobby Dr. Dave Dafflin the sea hag and Reginald the art critic

turned failed masseuse. No! Need to find a way to the prison. However, Dafflin reveals to you that the only way past the guards, which we've had to skip through to save time because some people fucking dallied. The other way in past the guards... I'm so sorry. I'm not going to give it to you easy though, right? The only way in past the guards would be through a trap door that apparent,

which is, of course, at the centre of the circus, where Dafflin is about to play her second show of the evening. Oh, got to chew them high pipes. Oh, God. Gotta blow them horns. Oh, blow them pipes, sorry. Blow them pipes. Sorry. So what is? I'm not entirely clear on what Teflin is. She's a sea hag who played the back pipe. I got eggs in my hair. Yeah. I got calluses on my feet. They're real slimy. Some sort of aquatic witch. Yeah. It's not rocket science, David. I smell like an unwashed butt.

Like a good one or a bad one?

Oh, a sea hag, right?

I'll say, friend of the show, Tom Walker's in the audience,

and he was like, I thought you were saying sea hag, like the letter C,

short for a bad word.

Let me tell you about that, Dapelin. She's a real sea hat. And I was like, wow. No, no. Of the ocean is all in me. But to be fair, Tom knows me personally. So that isn't often made. That's a mistake. All right. Just before we move on, give us one more crook thing. Your character is done, Genevieve. Oh, okay. Here's one. Don't make I contact with it when you say it.

Um, one, one time, Dafflin.

Right. Very distinct from Genevieve.

Yeah, different person.

Uh, was like, oh, I'm really really sick I have to go home

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