4/1 4-1 Ted McGinley
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 818 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Season 3 of Shrinking is on Apple TV now!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs. Shopify |
| 0:05.0 | is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes |
| 0:10.8 | that let you build your brand, marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping |
| 0:15.5 | solutions that actually save you time, from startups to scaleups, online in-person and on the go. Shopify is made for |
| 0:22.8 | entrepreneurs like you. Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup. Sex, drugs, rock and roll and general Jackassery. |
| 0:47.0 | This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:49.9 | Before you get your panties in a lot, it's April Fool's. |
| 0:54.2 | It's not going to be a woman, James Bond. |
| 0:56.5 | Oh, I see there were reputable news sources reporting that, and I was still questioning. |
| 1:01.2 | Yep. |
| 1:01.8 | There you go. |
| 1:02.3 | And I started reading the article, too, and I remember it, oh, dated Wednesday, April 1st. |
| 1:09.0 | And then I go, go, good at it, basically, any suggestion is April Fool's clickbait. Yeah, I was very skeptical. And legitimate places are doing it because it's a joke. You can joke about stuff like that because it's April Fool's Day. Good catch. Producers have said they are they still going to have a man. Yeah. And so it's not, I think there's some Irish singer they're going to have to do it in this article here. |
| 1:31.0 | She just won the Oscar for Hamnet is the chick that they were noting. |
| 1:35.5 | Right. |
| 1:36.7 | So that's the first April Fool's joke that I looked at for a second. |
| 1:40.6 | And I thought, oh, oh, there you go. |
| 1:42.8 | You're right. |
| 1:43.7 | April Fool's Day day nobody seems to be |
| 1:46.7 | trying so much this year no that's a good one because you're going to see that all day |
| 1:52.0 | you're going to see that all day from pissed off people they're going to go oh look james bond |
| 1:58.2 | went woke they got a chick you're going to see that you're going to see it on your Facebook today from just a random dude's going to go, oh, look, James Bond went woke. They got a ching. You're going to see that. You're going to see it on your Facebook today from just a random dude's going to go, oh, oh. Well, it's believable because they've talked about doing that. Not the producers, but people talk about it. I mean, it's been out there in the conversation of who's going to be the next James Bond. Yeah, but so April Fool's. So Jim walked in, Todd, when you were in here. I saw you in the bathroom, right? I saw him out in the hall. He thinks that you are, you're asking a lot for people to travel that far when you're dead. But I'm worth it. But you're dead. You're not going to know anything. I know. Use it as an excuse for a vacation. Yeah. You know, go drop Todd off and then... Well, I think you should leave little... Little vanilla envelopes, vanilla, Jesus. Little envelopes for everybody with cash in them so you can go travel. Oh, yeah. That would be a kind gesture. Well, for your,, maybe your kids. I mean, you don't have to give me any money, but, you know, even then, it might take a lot of get there. Yeah. What'd you do with the Todd money? I went to the beach. He'll never know. No, this is. And these golf courses, what do you, you put your ashes on a green sand trap? |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Todd n Tyler, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Todd n Tyler and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

