#4.08. Because I Hate Myself, Susan with Susie Youssef

Dragon Friends

Dave Harmon

Actual Play, Australian, Comedy, Rpg, Dnd5e, Improv, Dungeons, Dnd, Dragons

4.9 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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The Engine Halls of the Saturnine are no place for a child, let alone a child as fat, and stupid, and awful as poor, poor Bonathan Kndd. But worry not, lad! The Dragon Friends are on the case and they're here to win your freedom... if the Bellowsmaster Cardinal doesn't stop them first, that is.

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0:00.0	It has been.
0:03.0	It has been. No time has passed. You are in the boiler room of the satinine
0:29.6	planes cruise liner and taking in the secrets hidden therein.
0:34.6	Bonathan, precious stupid Bonathan hangs over the moor of an ancient and hungry and powerful crystal
0:42.5	lollipop almost decimated, still hanging from his mouth.
0:48.9	His eyes stare at you in a sort of cow-like panic.
0:55.0	Philge, you are closest to the mechanisms that operate his chain.
1:00.6	Martha and Bobby, you are down below, facing a man bigger than a regular man.
1:08.9	In plated armor...
1:09.8	Six foot tall! In plated armor wearing the
1:14.9	sigil of the bellowsman he is of course as is now
1:22.1	canon Dave Cardinal Bellend. Yes.
1:37.1	His two, the two bellowsmen that you were previously fighting now stand as his guard on either side of him.
1:39.7	You are momentarily still.
1:44.7	Bonathan is being lowered slowly still into the moor.
1:46.6	Yes.
1:51.8	You've discovered a dirty little secret, haven't you?
1:53.2	Is that Cardinal Bell End?
1:54.6	Yes, I'm Cardinal.
1:58.3	I will take questions at the end. At the end of the monologue.
2:02.3	Yes.
2:02.9	At the bell end of the monologue?
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