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Adventure a Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

4.06: Dry Jerky and Scrambled Eggs

Adventure a Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Bobby Shortle

D&d, Adventure, Comedy, Fiction, Leisure, Improv, Games, Comedy Fiction, Talking Comics, Dungeons And Dragons

4.9553 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2021

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

"Why is everything trying to turn us to stone? Where has our ferryman gone? What's for breakfast?"

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously, on Adventure

0:02.9

There was supposed to be a party here.

0:07.0

Where is this party?

0:08.5

I was supposed to go there.

0:09.7

I was very important.

0:11.2

Yes, oh, you are Rian, yes?

0:14.6

Yes, I am.

0:15.5

I'm glad you have heard of me.

0:17.8

What happened to the previous important people that arrived here, my friend?

0:24.0

A strange bird-like humanoid creature showed up on the island with all of these other.

0:32.8

I believe they are cockatrice and basilisks everyone to stone and stealing them oh if we were to

0:43.3

solve this riddle uh what what would we achieve what would we win What would be the result?

0:57.0

I think he's saying, why bother?

1:03.5

If you are to solve the riddle, that means your world is ready to visit the other planes of existence. So we're proving ourselves. Well, that shouldn't be an issue for me, but, um,

1:16.6

let it go, you, you feel this stare from this creature as it peeks its head out of the bushes at you. Since it's my turn and we're all safe distance, I'm going to hurl a firebolt right at that bush and then drop its ass in there.

1:25.6

Oh, Jackie. Do you have the range for that? What is the range of your fireball? 120 feet. Oh my goodness. Okay, well, I don't know why I took the turn order away. Let me put that back. I see it still. Sorry, I forgot it was Jackie's turn. I see it so. Um, so yeah, I'm gonna hurl that fireball at it. Um. Yes, a one. Yeah, I'm going to hurl that fireball at it.

1:45.8

Yes, a one.

1:47.2

Yeah.

1:47.7

Yep.

1:48.7

I'm going to miss.

1:50.7

Yep.

1:51.4

Yep, you're going to miss.

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